Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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