Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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