we have officially lost it.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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