I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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