i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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