You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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