I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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