the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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