Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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