Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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