at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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