He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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