Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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