Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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