He disabled his match.com account in front of me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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