Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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