do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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