I like my sex mixed with concussions.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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