I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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