quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Less talking, more tequila
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
