Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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