I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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