His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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