Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
