Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We're too hungover to prance.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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