Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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