Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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