I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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