THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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