I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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