i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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