i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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