I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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