garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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