So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I love you. Go after that dick
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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