I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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