Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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