love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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