"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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