you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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