Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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