I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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