he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Randomize
