I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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