We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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