i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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