thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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