Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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