gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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