I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
my liver is dry heaving
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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