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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.

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(419): View more from Ohio

My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong

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(206): View more from Washington

Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.

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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .

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(210): View more from Texas

Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.

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(914): View more from New York

Should I wish him a happy birthday?

(201): View more from New Jersey

Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.

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