I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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