is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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