Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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