O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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