Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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