sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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