is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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