What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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